I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
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