Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
My vagina just recognized that song.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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