Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
I just threw up in the bathroom next to the zebra exhibit. The kids don't know I skipped a beat. Best nanny, ever.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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