do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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