How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
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