they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
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