Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
my grandmother thought she vaccuumed up a quarter so she made me open the bag, dump it out on her front lawn, and dig through it. no quarter.
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
Stripper told me "sorry i'm not squezing my tits in your face much, I just had a kid and don't want to squirt you in the eye with milk. " in the middle of my lap dance
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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