So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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