i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
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