No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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