why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
Randomize
