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(302): View more from Delaware

Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house

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(256): View more from Alabama

I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip

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(304): View more from West Virginia

hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.

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(805): View more from California

I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard

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(262): View more from Wisconsin

I thought you were single?

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I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.

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(519): View more from Ontario

Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.

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(239): View more from Florida

He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.

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