are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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