He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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