I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
I party with great urgency now.
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