i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
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