dear santa what can i do with your candy cane?
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
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