Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
Im at a strip club, and the dancer just farted into my face. The bad part about that is I could taste the wings I bought her earlier
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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