we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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