He is an equal opportunity slut.
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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