I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
Randomize
