Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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