And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
Woke up backwards on a recliner
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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