I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
cat food counts as protein by the way
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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