I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
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