is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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