there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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