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I drank so much Goldschläger last night, I could shit a necklace.
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
Drunk tip #47: Its better to overestimate how many plastic bottles itll take to urinate in, rather then underestimate.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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