And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
Randomize
