I want to walk on stilts...naked
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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