SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
May the power of my ass compel you!!
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
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