Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
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