Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
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You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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