He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
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