her facebook's as public as her vagina
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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