508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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