how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
Randomize
