i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
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