i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
This toilet bowl is my home.
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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