i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
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