So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
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