Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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