Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
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