I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
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