I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Randomize
