How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
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