STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
I forgot to tell you. Your neighbor was walking his tiny dog and saw me crawl out of my jeep drunk vomiting and holding onto my bumper. He just said: morning! all friendly.
This is my gift to your gina
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
Randomize