Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
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