I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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