So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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