what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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