The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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