why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
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