Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
Panties = found
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
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