I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
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